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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 19:09

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

© you're so funny!

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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